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Kleken

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@aaphrodisicat; text

[malpwactice]

[Anyways, he received a dare and now he needs to purge himself from some negative feelings he accidentally triggered.]

ah sir! i'm sure even with your immaculate skill at lying you can't deny
my girl's pretty cute right?

[attached is a picture of Rin, clearly taken sometime she was trying to sleep, and Aak has smushed his finger against her cheek affectionately]

[he is being a lil' annoying boy and probably got a pillow tossed in his face after]

[he's got nice pictures and sexy pictures but this is probably his favorite picture]

[lieabilities]

[ He figures it's a dare that prompts this message, but even so he will attempt to save the picture. ]

Do be careful, I've heard that she bites.

[malpwactice]

[Precious picture acquired... at least Aak's hand is very distinctive so if he lies and claims it's his own hand everyone will know he's lying. (Everyone should know he's lying, all the time!)]

of course! why do you think we get along so well?
heheh
sorry i don't have any marks to show off right now

[lieabilities]

Perhaps you should work on acquiring one. I'm certain it'd be quite easy for you.

[malpwactice]

[anyways, sorry Kleken, continued discussion of the man after the dare means this cat is CONTINUING to be annoying]

how come you didn't get a boner when i bit you

[because you latched onto a tentacle like a feral gremlin, aak]

is it because i'm not a girl

[ok yea sure fine]

[lieabilities]

I'm very particular about my bites.

[ In that he prefers none of them period but also this line of conversation has him pausing. ]

Havve you been speaking with someone?

[malpwactice]

in my life?
of course ah sir
i'm a popular guy i'm talking with a ton of someones all the time!

[lieabilities]

[ He knows what he means this little- ]

You do have quite the attractive personality, I can't say I'm surprised.

[malpwactice]

and i'm so approachable too!
no offense to ah sir but some people might be intimidated by your confidence

but that's still not enough to get a reaction huh?
you see why i gotta start examining other possibilities!

[lieabilities]

I would recommend avenues other than biting.

[malpwactice]

you don't seem like a kissing guy tho

[lieabilities]

Really?

I rather enjoy kissing.

[ Is that the truth or a trap. ]

[malpwactice]

guess i gotta try that next time
you gonna let me?

[lieabilities]

Only if you don't bite.

[malpwactice]

not even a lil on the lip?

[lieabilities]

If you draw blood, you'll have to deal with the consequences.

[malpwactice]

that's fine! i got more control that people gimmie credit for hehehe

[lieabilities]

Then perhaps the next time we meet.

[malpwactice]

and if you don't enjoy it i'm gonna keep testing

[lieabilities]

I'm rather worried for my lips now.

[malpwactice]

at least one dude i knew always got harder when i made him bleed
but! i won't break a promise to you ah sir

[lieabilities]

How interesting things must be for that man.

I'm afraid I cannot relate.

[ He might be lying about that- ]

[malpwactice]

i agree
it's much more fun to be on the giving side
who wants to get hurt?

[lieabilities]

A very specific breed of person that happens to be in some abundance here in the resort.

[ He knows a few by now. ]

[malpwactice]

they must be funneling them in for us
kind of them