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Kleken ([personal profile] lieabilities) wrote2023-12-15 04:31 pm

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Kleken
malpwactice: (💊 :o)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2026-04-06 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[anyways, sorry Kleken, continued discussion of the man after the dare means this cat is CONTINUING to be annoying]

how come you didn't get a boner when i bit you

[because you latched onto a tentacle like a feral gremlin, aak]

is it because i'm not a girl

[ok yea sure fine]
malpwactice: (💊 emergency triage)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2026-04-10 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
in my life?
of course ah sir
i'm a popular guy i'm talking with a ton of someones all the time!
malpwactice: (💊 the presidents are sick)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2026-04-14 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
and i'm so approachable too!
no offense to ah sir but some people might be intimidated by your confidence

but that's still not enough to get a reaction huh?
you see why i gotta start examining other possibilities!
malpwactice: (💊 can my gameboy get the flu?)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2026-04-14 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
you don't seem like a kissing guy tho
malpwactice: (💊 cat can tell you've been drinking)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2026-04-17 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
guess i gotta try that next time
you gonna let me?
malpwactice: (💊 emergency triage)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2026-04-17 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
not even a lil on the lip?
malpwactice: (💊 worth it for one last dr pep)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2026-04-19 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
that's fine! i got more control that people gimmie credit for hehehe
malpwactice: (💊 drug cocktail administration)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2026-04-20 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
and if you don't enjoy it i'm gonna keep testing
malpwactice: (💊 worth it for one last dr pep)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2026-04-22 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
at least one dude i knew always got harder when i made him bleed
but! i won't break a promise to you ah sir
malpwactice: (💊 unethical experiments on my boytoy)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2026-04-26 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
i agree
it's much more fun to be on the giving side
who wants to get hurt?
malpwactice: (💊 the presidents are sick)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2026-04-30 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
they must be funneling them in for us
kind of them
malpwactice: (💊 now go hurt ur ass)

[personal profile] malpwactice 2026-05-05 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
i suppose even the most malicious can still be considerate
i'll show you the same with my sweetest kiss next time we cross paths