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Kleken

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un: kiritsubo

[tattooism]

Excuse me, is this customer service?

[lieabilities]

Yes, how might we assist you today?

[tattooism]

Oh, see, I was on the line with one of your salesmen but then he put me on hold and never came back.

I think I'd like to file a complaint...

[lieabilities]

I'm sorry to hear that. We do apologize for the terrible service you received.

May I ask for more detail on your conversation?

[tattooism]

Well, we were discussing which of the products I should choose for myself, and as I was telling them about my motivation for one over the other, they seem to have gotten scared and claimed they needed to help another customer... only to never return!

[lieabilities]

That is truly inexcusable behavior.

[tattooism]

I think I would be well within my rights to be upset...

Are you going to do anything about this?

[lieabilities]

We'll be sure to reprimand that employee quite sternly.

In the meantime, do allow us to compensate you for your time.

[tattooism]

That is reassuring to hear.

What form does this compensation take, now?

[lieabilities]

Monetary or material would be our default, but I suspect that may not be satisfactory for the disservice you have endured.

[tattooism]

Indeed, I would find both of those somewhat lacking...

I await your next proposal with baited breath.

[lieabilities]

[ Danger... ]

Perhaps a full 8 hours of service?

[tattooism]

My, that is an offer...

Can I split those 8 hours into multiple... services?

[lieabilities]

Why certainly.

[ What trouble is he signing himself up for? ]

[tattooism]

In that case, I do think I shall accept.

If you do house calls.

[lieabilities]

For you, of course.

[tattooism]

Deal, then ♡

I look forward to experiencing more of your service and hospitality.

[lieabilities]

Deal.

You simply need to call and we'll send over a representative straight away.

[tattooism]

Wonderful.




Listen for my ring ring, Kleken...
I'll be calling soon ♡

[lieabilities]

I look forward to it.

[ He's gonna die. ]