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Kleken

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Oh, see, I was on the line with one of your salesmen but then he put me on hold and never came back.

I think I'd like to file a complaint...

I'm sorry to hear that. We do apologize for the terrible service you received.

May I ask for more detail on your conversation?

Well, we were discussing which of the products I should choose for myself, and as I was telling them about my motivation for one over the other, they seem to have gotten scared and claimed they needed to help another customer... only to never return!

That is truly inexcusable behavior.

I think I would be well within my rights to be upset...

Are you going to do anything about this?

We'll be sure to reprimand that employee quite sternly.

In the meantime, do allow us to compensate you for your time.

That is reassuring to hear.

What form does this compensation take, now?

Monetary or material would be our default, but I suspect that may not be satisfactory for the disservice you have endured.

Indeed, I would find both of those somewhat lacking...

I await your next proposal with baited breath.

[ Danger... ]

Perhaps a full 8 hours of service?

My, that is an offer...

Can I split those 8 hours into multiple... services?

Why certainly.

[ What trouble is he signing himself up for? ]

In that case, I do think I shall accept.

If you do house calls.

For you, of course.

Deal, then ♡

I look forward to experiencing more of your service and hospitality.

Deal.

You simply need to call and we'll send over a representative straight away.

Wonderful.

Listen for my ring ring, Kleken...
I'll be calling soon ♡

I look forward to it.

[ He's gonna die. ]

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