Inbox

[lieabilities]

This may or may not be the voicemail you have been searching for. Have you double-checked the number you've dialed to be certain?



> Leave a text message.
> Leave a voice message.
> Leave a video message.

Kleken

Comments

[wheft]

How do you... control them, exactly? Do they each have a mind of their own, or can you reel them in if need be?

[lieabilities]

Ah, that's easy.

It's both.

[wheft]

Really? You make it look so easy.

[lieabilities]

I've had quite a few years of experience.

[wheft]

Few years, huh... Was it hard to control them at first?

[lieabilities]

Of course. Children have problems controlling their bodies when they're newly born, don't they?

[wheft]

True, but

[ does that mean she's a child in this regard? closes her eyes. ]

I see. This has been rather... enlightening.

[lieabilities]

And is there a reason you're seeking enlightenment in this regard?

[wheft]

I... can't decide whether I should explain it to you through text or you should see it with your own eyes...

[lieabilities]

[ The response is immediate. ]

You should let me see.

[wheft]

[ o...kay... it'd be risky if she makes him go all the way to her room so she'll try to take a picture once she's able to do.

kleken will soon receive a very blurry selfie of ishmael, her hair sticking out every which way like she'd just got out of bed and everything. though with much closer inspection, he might notice that her hair has taken on a more cephalopodic appearance...? ]

[lieabilities]

[ He has to stare quite a while at this... ]

... Are you feeling shy?

[wheft]

No??

Hang on I'll take a better picture stupid tentacles

[ she does send him a better selfie this time, if you could even call it better. 3/4ths of the shot is covered by a large tentacle, suction cups and all, that's coming from ishmael's hair, while she herself can be seen frowning at the bottom of the screen.

she's doing her best, ok. ]

[lieabilities]

[ There's another pause before his next response. ]

This feels like a rather indecent shot...

[wheft]

I already showed you my tentacles what more could you want????

[ so demanding... ]

[lieabilities]

To see them for myself sometime.

[wheft]

Well...

[ she shouldn't. she really shouldn't. it might be dangerous for them both - ]

You could help me control them sometime. Since you're the expert.

[lieabilities]

Oh? Are you asking me for help?

[ He's gonna make her say it, isn't he. ]

[wheft]

[ he's really going to make her say it, huh. ]

Yes. It's your fault, after all. Pretty sure I got these because of you.

[lieabilities]

Did I do something?

[wheft]

No, it's just... If it weren't for the text from the resort that cleared things up for me, I would've easily assumed that it's the result of having too much unprotected sex with you.

[lieabilities]

[ Do. Do babies work like that- ]




I see.

[wheft]

[ does... does he not know. who's gonna tell him. ]

Well, good thing that isn't the case. Probably. I'm still blaming you though, so you're going to have to take responsibility till then.

[lieabilities]

[ No one will ever tell him. ]

I feel as if I'm being made into a rather convenient scapegoat.

[wheft]

Well, there's no one else here with tentacles like yours. But once I've got mine under control, you might have some competition down the line.