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Kleken

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[hexcope]

[Jayce watches with wide eyes, a repressed thrum of excitement, only to see...

A hat become a fish. He doesn't look disappointed exactly, as his eyes remain wide, but he does seem surprised.]

...Teach a man to make a hat into a fish and he'll never go hungry?

[Okay, stupid jokes aside:]

There's more to it than this. You're teasing.

[lieabilities]

Oh you'll find this particular fish likely tastes quite terrible.

[ A tentacle reaches down to scoop up the flopping fish, returning it to Kleken's hands which he then holds out to Jayce to take into his own. ]

Here, and do be careful. It's quite slippery.

[ If he does, he'll find it feels exactly like the hat Kleken had been wearing, whatever his eyes appear to be telling him. While the 'fish' starts to flop again, in danger of escaping Jayce's hands if he doesn't grasp it tightly, the hat remains static and stationary. ]