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[lieabilities]

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Kleken

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[smokeandglasses]

No. I have money to buy them.

[Will he ever explain why he has that username? Maybe. Kleken is honestly one of the few people who might understand. But it depends on Ali's mood on any given day if he wants to tell the story.]

[lieabilities]

[ Kleken doesn't mind not knowing, if it means he can tease him about it every now and then. ]

Do let me know if you ever decide to. I imagine it'll be quite exciting.

[smokeandglasses]

I haven't even stolen any eggs in over a year!

[Ali, angrily typing while trying to check out at the store.]

[lieabilities]

Oh, are you rusty? I could give you tips.

[smokeandglasses]

NO EGGS FOR YOU NOW!!!

[lieabilities]

I've been falsely advertised to.

[smokeandglasses]

[There are no further messages until a VERY SERIOUS knocking can be heard on Kleken's door.]

[lieabilities]

[ Golly wonder who that can be, he'll just be opening the door with zero caution. ]

[smokeandglasses]

[Hi]

I was serious! You will have no eggs!

[There is a carton of eggs in one of the bags.]

[lieabilities]

[ The most innocent look in return. ]

But I was so looking forward to them.