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hope vacation was fun!

[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-01-16 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[It's just changing his mind back to some old settings, really. Maybe he'd gotten a bit too comfortable under the agency's roof and under the care of Rhodes Island. Just because this place was better-lit than Lungmen didn't mean it was any better.]

Okay. [said in the eye-rolling way a teenager does]

What's your guidance, then?

[He leans back a bit, so he's not so close up against the plant's pot.]
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[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-01-21 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[If Aak moved fast enough to get out of the way, it'd be obvious how suspicious he was. So, of course, he's caught by the tentacle and trying not to look spooked by it.]

[Trying not to be spooked by it, too, taking a moment to try and see how physiological or spiritual they were. Not a lot of the operators going through medbay had such refined control of their extra appendages.]


Oh, got it. Grateful for the hands-on lesson. [he attempts to waggle his wrist at that pun]
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[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-01-28 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
[A predator, an opportunist, a liar, at very least someone who held their cards close to their chest. You could lie with good intentions, of course. It took a lot of time to find out if someone's lies pointed towards good or evil. And most of the time it wasn't worth it.]

[The tentacles were wild. With his completely amateur assessment Aak's putting their threat level at high. From Kleken's appearance alone Aak would think he was dangerous but not in a physical sense. He'd taken punches from people with more. These tentacles, though, seemed like they could be just as good with heavy throws as delicate work.]

[... so, he's definitely gonna play nice. Be friendly, Mr. Lee's advice rings in his ears. Even if that meant fingering some plant roots.]


Like that, yea?
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[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-02-04 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[If it wasn't obvious that the only way forward was playing along and playing nice, that hand on his shoulder would definitely cement it. It was reminiscent of "let's just take this to the alleyway" and even though it probably wasn't the case here...]

Huh? [his response is a bit higher pitched, just the sign of nerves you want when someone says you're being surprisingly calm]

What, about the plant? [he chuckles, willing away some of those nerves] You're being so gracious as to help me. It'd be lame if I acted like some embarrassed virgin about it all.

Or, [his eyes glance to the side, where that cool touch seems to seep down to the skin beneath fur] about you being touchy?
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[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-02-13 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, he's gotten beaten up in an alleyway before. Might be time to try something new instead.]

[Aak's glad that, for any signs of nervousness, he was used to keeping his breath and hands steady. This wasn't something that would ruin a life if his hand slipped but it keeps him from looking pathetic.]


Yea? Well, y'know, [sometimes the easiest way to dissuade a predator was not to be a good target, to be boring,]

I figured if you were gonna do anything you'd take me to dinner first. [or to bluff your ass off and try to act like a peer]
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[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-02-16 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Aak glances at Kleken's face again and he can't tell how seriously he should take that. Damn. He snorts a bit,]

I'm not falling for that. [his tail lashes, hitting against the tile on the floor]

Payment before services rendered. If you save it for after someone can just try to dash.

[Never mind that the meal shouldn't be judged as a payment for anything. As far as Aak understood it, girls on dates expected a kind of this-for-that. As for the idea that the night could be a mutually-exciting and yearned-for thing... well, he just doesn't exactly trust this guy.]
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[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-02-19 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Aak is fairly good at keeping his hands moving even when he's nervous, or surprised, or anything really. That said, as the conversation keeps moving, his fingers do slow down a bit. There's a part of him that's slowing it down as a kind of test. Would he end up forced to keep up the pace or would it drop?]

Rendered services sure sounds like paying something.

[or is he paying with his body in this case?]

[There is a part of him that is pretty sure it'd be some kind of satisfactory. His hands, those tentacles, he absolutely made the flower quiver and come. He could surrender himself to that. That's the problem, though, that the surrender might come with all sorts of caveats. The surrender was scary, even at the premise of a good time.]
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[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-02-25 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
No, wait, that sounds even worse.

[A written contract may be able to put all the terms on the table but then it also bound you to those terms! No contracts! Absolutely no contracts! He signed the one with Rhodes Island because they were way to hoity-toity to scam him (and also Lee helped).]

[Either way, something about the way that the fingering motions have slowed down does seem to have an effect. The poinsettia had been still and silent to the point that possibly this entire thread they've just been working at an inert one with no reward. Suddenly, though, its leaves do start to quiver in response to the slower more deliberate touch.]


Ah! Finally! Spew something! [... it seems to recoil from the crude language]
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[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-02-29 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Aak is excited enough by there actually being a change that he doesn't notice immediately that he's free. He's furrowing his brow again, peeved that the plant seems to care how he speaks to it, and giving it a few faster-than-desired rubs out of spite.]

Ah, man. Fine, I'm abiding, I'm abiding...

[slow, deliberate movements, with his fingertips dragging along the material of the roots, a wriggle of his fingers underneath one of the root worn clean from his ministrations]

Good... plant? Pretty?

[Here he realizes there's no long a face by his face and that he has to look up from his stooped position to glance at Kleken.]

What's a fancy way to tell it. [you know, to spew something]
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[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-03-18 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[An unhelpful teacher is better than no teacher. Probably. It at least feels closer to real life than anyone being good at teaching stuff like this.]

You know, I'm probably not gonna call her back. [he tilts his head, like it's a conspiratorial truth]

[Anyhow, attention back to the plant. He's wracking his brain for something honest, slow, and sweet. Something a plant would want to hear. He feels a bit like he's lost his mind.]


Come on, my cute little specimen... don't you wanna give up that special stuff? I wanna study you caaa~refully.

[It's not a bad reaction, at least?]
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[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-03-24 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[The thought of honestly seducing someone was probably a good one to get in his head for eventually. It's just a bit weird to be starting with a plant. At least a plant he wouldn't have to call back, like a comfortable one night stand. A plant couldn't come back and smile over his shoulder like Kleken either.]

Slow, just like you like it... [he murmurs,]

[There's a bit of quivering. Aak angles the little plastic container a bit more intently.]


You're real shy but I think you like having us watch. Two handsome guys hanging on your every move. Uh huh, don't you? Just go ahead and,

[poof- a puff of pollen comes out into the waiting bottle]
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[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-04-14 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Aak lets out a sigh of relief while his hands get back to the more clinical job of making sure any of the released particles stay isolated within the bottle. The hand that was fingering the roots pulls back, reaching for a cap in his pocket, and he uses the cap to try and seal as he pulls away.]

... Yeesh, if all my dates are gonna be this rough I should get gloves... [he shakes his loose hand]

Maybe a vibe or something... [The bottle is closed, and he blows a breath to try and make sure any free-floating particles go away from him.]

And don't you, [he does seem to be addressing the plant] complain about it. Nothin' wrong with technology! Unless you're a sadist who wants me to get carpal tunnel.
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[personal profile] malpwactice 2024-04-17 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Aak swings his head back and gives a sour look for a second. The profound lack of helpfulness is noted, processed, and then released. He doesn't feel comfortable enough to be as much of a brat as he would with someone he knows, so the dismissive look gets replaced with a more neutral tone.]

You think? I'll have to put in the time.

[Yeah right, he thinks to himself. From there he turns up the volume on his business smile.]

Thanks for your help, Ah Sir! Rest assured this pollen will be used for the betterment of medicine everywhere~

[That one could be true. Plenty of things led to the betterment of medicine. This one probably would, eventually, once he played around with it enough.]